Very impressive. Really.
(via nmirah)
you: single pure ships are the only way to ship without being problematic
me, an intellectual:
you are missing the outer rim
(via hivestuck-cult)
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THIS IS WHY I’M NEVER TRYING TO TORRENT MUSIC EVER AGAIN OH MY GOD
OH MY FUCKING GOD FKdf
this is my favorite thing ever i will always reblog it and i want it on my ipod omfg
(Source: theofficialmrsclaus, via spacefrosty)
Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep
Sounds busy to me
(via itsagifnotagif)
A naked Spanish men throws flower petals at the picture of the Birth of Venus by Botticelli
mood
this is the most Renaissance thing
(via startrecks)
Wife said I should play with the cats more, AND spend more time out of the house this summer.
So I’m signing him up for Little League.
… 🎶 Take Meow-t to the ball game🎶…
why do sea creatures look like that
Like what?
little bitches
i’m going to surgically swap your ears and your nostrils you fucking insect. don’t disrespect sea creatures like this ever again.
(via hideandseaking)
Fish are good and humble little creatures.
Look me in the eye and tell me this is humble:
He looks like he spends all day incoherently screaming about the forgotten gods he has devoured.
Mr. Cooch is just one of my many beloved associates
oh mr ‘sea creatures look like lil bitches’ is looking for redemption now… dont think ive forgotten… i still have my surgical tools laying around here somewhere so dont get too comfortable
(via hideandseaking)
I’m the cowboy you see in the corner of your eye when its dark and you’re scared
Cow… Boy??
*the room goes pitch black and you see the brim of a hat out of the corner of your eye*
the cowboy starts to glow
you look at the clock
fuck, it’s that time again…The picture hasn’t even loaded yet, but if this ISN’T a picture of McCree, I’m going to shit myself
(via foxyclock)
(Source: ergotpoison, via monofunnie)
